• Talk about a close call.

    An Oklahoma man says he nearly lost his penis when he woke to find his girlfriend trying to bite it off.

    A night of drinking and arguing led to the painful arousal when the victim said he found Amber Ellis "biting his (penis) off" as he slept on the couch Thursday, KJRH reported.

    He told Tulsa police he fought the 31-year-old off but in the process she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.

    Their earlier argument was over his accusing her of being too needy, he said.

    He was hospitalized and given several stitches to the base of his penis, as well as treatment for injuries to his head, face, neck, fingers and knee.

    Ellis was booked into the Tulsa County Jail on charges of maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon.

    She's being held on $45,000 bond for both charges. read more...
  • BLUFFTON, Ind. (WANE) – Court documents outline gruesome details in the death and treatment of a 3-year-old whose presumed disappearance prompted an hours-long community-wide search on Sunday. Three people are being held by police in the death of Owen Collins. The child was apparently dead, in the home, for almost an entire day before his body was put in a cardboard box, dumped in the woods and set on fire.

    The mother of Owen Collins, 21-year-old Breanna J. Arnold and Zachary S. Barnes, 30, were each arrested and preliminarily charged on two felonies: neglect of a dependent resulting in the boy’s death and abuse of a corpse.

    An unidentified teenager was arrested along with the couple on Sunday on a felony charge of abuse of a corpse. The 16-year-old had apparently been living with Arnold and Barnes for several months and acted as the babysitter for Owen and his 6-year-old brother.

    Formal charges against the suspects have not yet been filed. The state has granted a hold of up read more...
  • A Kansas mom stabbed and beat her son to death because she thought he'd be better off in heaven, police said.

    Lindsey Blansett was charged with first-degree murder after allegedly killing her 10-year-old son, Caleb, on Sunday, KAKE reported.

    Caleb's 9-year-old sister was home during the grisly attack, Wellington police said.

    The 33-year-old mom took a rock and a knife to her son's bedroom after he went to sleep Sunday, Sumner County Attorney Kerwin Spencer said in a court complaint.

    Earlier that evening, Blansett "decided his life would be full of suffering and pain and that it would be better for him to go to heaven" than to "face the world's problems," the complaint said.

    She allegedly hit him with the rock and then stabbed him in the chest.

    He died in his bedroom.

    Blansett's daughter was not harmed and is in the care of relatives.

    Neighbors said Blansett was an attentive mother, and Caleb never showed any signs of abuse.
    Caleb Blansett died Sunday, allege
  • A man was arrested for cutting almost all of his girlfriend's nose off after she refused to have sex with him, Fort Lauderdale Police said.

    Ricardo Salamanca, from Plantation, faces a charge of aggravated battery causing bodily harm and remains in jail on $75,000 bond on Wednesday. It wasn't immediately known if he had an attorney.

    On Oct. 28, the victim was taken to North Broward Hospital for surgery to have her nose reattached.

    "The victim's nose was severed down to the sinus cavity where the victim's nose was only attached by a thread," the complaint affidavit said.

    The woman identified Salamanca as the person who did this to her, authorities said.

    She said that she had been in a relationship with him, and they lived together, the report said. That night, she had seen him at a Plantation nightclub but went home alone, the affidavit said.

    Later, he knocked on the door and she let him in, but he started yelling when she would not have sexual intercourse with him, a read more...
  • It was a scene as creepy as a Hannibal Lecter movie.

    One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.

    The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building.

    According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

    The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half d read more...
  • "I harmed my babies."

    That’s what a 41-year-old Tacony mother, bleeding from self-inflicted wounds to her wrists, told police when they arrived at her house on Ditman Street near Levick on Thursday.

    Police said the woman, identified by neighbors and in property records as Stacey Newkirk, smothered one of her 18-month-old twins and drowned the other in what sources say may have been a jealous rage over an affair she believed her husband was having with a family member. The woman also attempted to poison her 4-year-old daughter and then tried to kill herself, police said.

    Her husband, the children’s father, called police when he arrived home to find his wife distraught and the bodies of the twins -- identified Friday morning as Adam and Eve Smalls --limp and lifeless on the bed in the front bedroom.

    A note next to each child read, "This is why I killed your kids," and detailed her allegations of the husband’s affair, sources said.

    Both twins were pronounced dead at the sc
  • Perturbed about the taste of a hamburger she purchased from Hardee’s, a Tennessee woman twice called police emergency operators to lodge a complaint about the fast food outlet’s “nasty” grub.

    Those calls, of course, made Donna Marie Nichols, 50, the latest restaurant patron to get arrested for “Abuse of 911 system,” according to a criminal complaint filed last Thursday in Roane County’s General Sessions Court.

    After Nichols made two 911 calls, a cop responded to her location, and was told that she “had purchased a meal from the Hardees in Rockwood and that the hamburger tasted funny.” Nichols, pictured in the above mug shot, added that before she contacted cops, she called Hardee’s, “and that they told her to return and they would refund her money.”

    In one of her 911 calls (listen), Nichols told a police operator that the Hardee’s food “is no good” and that, “I only took a sma read more...
  • I tell ya where I riot to make a bold statement.....WALGREENS ~WTF

    NORTH MIAMI BEACH, Fla. - North Miami Beach police said surveillance video shows dozens of high school students demonstrating in the Trayvon Martin case Friday ransacking a Walgreens store.

    The incident occurred during a walkout from North Miami Beach Senior High School in support of Martin, 17, who was fatally shot in Sanford. Protesters have been calling for the arrest of George Zimmerman, 28, who has not been charged because he claimed self-defense in the shooting, according to police.

    Minutes after walking out of their school Friday, a large group of students walked through the streets of North Miami Beach. Along the way, they stopped at a Walgreens at 163rd Street and 15th Avenue at about 10:40 a.m.

    Surveillance video shows dozens of teenagers running through the store. Police said about 80 to 100 students stormed in, ransacking the shelves, before the school's vice principal ordered everyone outside. read more...
  • Two men have taken the fierce Kentucky-Louisville sporting rivalry to another level, getting into a fist fight during treatment at a dialysis clinic. Fans of Kentucky Wildcats and Louisville Cardinals fight at dialysis clinic ahead of teams Final Four meeting between the two teams in the NCAA tournament, WKYT-TV reported Tuesday.

    "I think this is a first at a dialysis center," Lt. Robert Swanigan said.

    Wilson, who was getting treatment when the fight took place Monday, claims Taylor was running his mouth about how Louisville would beat the Wildcats.

    "That's what started it," he said.

    But Taylor, who was waiting for treatment at the time, saw it differently.

    "I didn't talk to him about the ball game. I was talking to another guy about the game," Taylor said. "[Wilson] was meddling and told me to shut up and gave me the finger.

    "I wasn't gonna take no more from him," Taylor added. "I went up to him and I hit him. Didn't hit him that hard, but I hit him."

    Wilson, res
  • POTRERO, Calif. -- A 39-year old man killed his girlfriend when his homemade cannon went off and fired a projectile into their mobile home, investigators say.

    It happened just after midnight in Potrero, near the Mexican border.

    Sheriff's deputies say Richard Dale Fox and another man were working on the makeshift device when it exploded.

    The 38-year-old victim died at the scene from shrapnel wounds, homicide Sgt. David Martinez said.

    Her name was withheld pending family notification.

    The couple's 4-year old daughter was sleeping near-by, but was unhurt.

    Fox was taken to Sharp Memorial Hospital in San Diego for treatment of leg injuries he suffered when the makeshift mortar went off.

    He was arrested and booked into county jail on suspicion of detonating an explosive device in a manner resulting in death, according to Martinez.

    Preliminary evidence suggested that Fox had been drinking prior to the deadly blast, Martinez said.

    The girl was turned over to child p
  • ATTALLA, Ala. (AP) — Roger Simpson said he looked down the road and saw a little girl running outside her home but didn't give it another thought. Police, however, said the man witnessed a murder in progress.

    Authorities say 9-year-old Savannah Hardin died after being forced to run for three hours as punishment for having lied to her grandmother about eating candy bars. Severely dehydrated, the girl had a seizure and died days later. Now, her grandmother and stepmother who police say meted out the punishment were taken to jail Wednesday and face murder charges.

    Witnesses told deputies Savannah was told to run and not allowed to stop for three hours on Friday, an Etowah County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman said. The girl's stepmother, 27-year-old Jessica Mae Hardin, called police at 6:45 p.m., telling them Savannah was having a seizure and was unresponsive.

    Simpson said he saw a little girl running at around 4 p.m., but didn't see anybody chasing or coercing her.

    "I saw her
  • A South Bend mother returned home Monday night with her son and discovered Keith Davis, 46, had broken in and cleaned her apartment in the 4600-block of Lance Court.

    "I seen my living room light on and the bedroom light on, so once we came up the stairs I figured my brother was home. I turned the knob and it was locked, so I seen my screen open and I pushed my window open and it was some random guy in my kitchen," said tenant Ashley Murray.

    Murray then walked away from the window with her son and called police before yelling at Davis to leave her home.

    "I'm like 'the police are on their way' and he told me 'the police already been here', closed my window, locked it back up and closed my door and sat in a chair in front of the window until the police came. Once I finally got a chance to get in I then notice he cooked some chicken and onions in a pan, folded my clothes up and swept my floor," said Murray. "The police said it looked like he was a good chef. it looked like he had read more...
  • What do you call a drug dealer with one leg trying to escape from police? Caught.

    No, this isn't open mic night at the Chuckle Hut, this is quite naturally real Florida news.

    Police in Jacksonville got a tip that black GMC SUV was carrying narcotics on Tuesday afternoon, according to the Florida Times-Union. An officer found a car matching the description and pulled up behind it. That's when 27-year-old Ariosto Wyman got out of the passenger seat and attempted to flee.

    Unfortunately for Wyman his right leg had been amputated below his knee. According to the arrest report he "began to hop down the sidewalk away from [police]." Mind you, according to his booking data Wyman is 5'6" and 300 pounds.

    He didn't get far, and police didn't even bother chasing him. They merely called him, and he decided to hop on back. Good call, considering he probably didn't have much of a chance at escape otherwise.

    Police searched him an uncovered a baggie of marijuana and 120 grams of cocain read more...
  • GREENVILLE TX — A local man is in custody, facing multiple counts for allegedly fighting with law enforcement officers and engaging in public lewdness.

    Larry Dee Carruth, 56, of Greenville, was taken into custody near Caddo Mills Saturday night after reportedly being observed having sex with a miniature horse.

    “Fortunately, we don’t encounter this sort of thing very often,” said Hunt County Sheriff Randy Meeks.

    According to a report, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department was conducting surveillance for illegal hunters Saturday night.

    A suspicious vehicle pulled up on County Road 2140 and a game warden and a landowner allegedly observed Carruth having sexual relations with a Shetland pony.

    The game warden attempted to place Carruth under arrest and a fight ensued.

    Carruth was arrested and charged with public lewdness, attempting to take a weapon from an officer, criminal trespass and resisting arrest. read more...
  • 10 grand??? What the hell is her ass made of? Sandpaper? ~WTF

    (Reuters) - A 36-year-old woman was accused of causing $10,000 worth of damage to a painting by the late abstract expressionist artist Clyfford Still, a work valued at more than $30 million, authorities said on Wednesday.

    A police report said Carmen Tisch punched and scratched the painting, an oil-on-canvas called "1957-J no.2", at the recently opened Clyfford Still museum in Denver and pulled her pants down to slide her buttocks against it.

    Tisch was charged with felony criminal mischief on Wednesday and has been held on a $20,000 bond since the incident in late December, said Lynn Kimbrough, spokeswoman for the Denver District Attorney's Office.

    Kimbrough said Tisch urinated after she rubbed up against the canvas, but whether urine got on the painting was still under investigation, she said.

    Born in North Dakota in 1904, Still was considered one of th read more...

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